Jennifer Lopez might be riding high at the moment on the back of American Idol, but there’s a fly in the ointment in the form of an old sex tape. Her ex, Ojani Noa, is apparently close to closing a deal for the tape which features her naked for 15 minutes, but doesn’t actually show her getting down to it.

So why hasn’t he done this before I hear you J-Lo fans and porn addicts cry? Well the answer is there had been an injunction in place stopping him releasing the tapes. However, he’s finally figured out there is a loophole – he sold it to his new girlfriend for a small price and a judge has backed her case to sell it. Apparently J-Lo would be harming the girlfriend’s livelihood by not allowing her to sell it. This sounds like a bullshit legal argument, but it’s worked!
Noa’s manager, Ed Meyer said: “I’ve gotten emails from Pornhub, YouPorn, Pulse Distribution, Red Light District and Kevin Blatt, who brokered Paris Hilton’s sex tape. If an offer looks good, we’ll definitely take it.”Pornhub too have said they’ve already put aside a place in their celeb section. On the back of this we’d advise Jennifer Garner to have a rumage through Ben Affleck’s closets to see if there are an VHS tapes labelled “J-Lo”.