Not that we really give a shit what this woman thinks, but it seems that Jennifer Lopez's pregnancy has pushed her levels of self-importance to heights that even 'Jenny from the block' would have shuddered at

Yes, J.Lo, who gave us her stupid name back in 2001 when she made it the name of her second album, now doesn't want to be known by the ridiculous contraction any more.

It is being reported that the singer-actress and her husband, Skeletor from 'He-Man', are insisting that People magazine, who have foolishly forked out $6m for the rights to print the first pictures of the couple's twins, aren't allowed to refer to her as J.Lo ever again. You came up with the name in the first place, you idiot!

The magazine is denying the story, but I guess it serves them right for giving the pompous bitch $6m in the first place. For that amount of money you'd hope to be able to call her anything you liked.

We can think of a few things...